Working for God on earth doesn't pay much, but His
Retirement plan is out of this world!!
God's Work, our hands
GOT A LITTLE HUMOR YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD
CLICK ON THE PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BOY AND HIS DOG
A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
'that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
I'm wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.'
There was a very gracious
lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the
country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
Forbidden fruits create many jams
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
The Bible Gods GPS
God closes doors no man can
open
God opens doors no man can close.
Red meat is not bad for you
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Matthew
18:20
For
where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst
of them. Matthew 18:20
Does this
count?
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